Land of Gross Sobbing and Chocolate

nofunphillips:

my dad died from ALS when i was 3 years old. he was 36. my mom was 33. that was 30 years ago. now i’m the same age my mom was when my dad died. and there is still no cure for ALS.

this is what happens when you have ALS: your muscles slowly stop working, one part at a time….

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

What if Homestuck updated RIGHT NOW
Me, at least once an hour (via rue-of-equality)